She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
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