i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
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