3:26am: come over
you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over
4:11am: mnlodp
dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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