I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
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