This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
So... My dad just saw the Plan B package and the beer cans in my backseat.
Oh its cool I'm sure he already knows you're a whore and an alcoholic.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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