Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
um i just realized that some of the people at my family reunion look inbred. thats not a good sign.
hahaha beady eyes set close together? defs inbred.
my dads cousin just put a cig in his dogs mouth and says, "look its a commercial for newport!" holy hell i hope im adopted.
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
You should frame my arrest warrant.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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