I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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