yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
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