3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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