and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
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