I wish I only lived at night.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
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