She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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