You don't have asthma, your pregnant
Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Look, the coffee machine died a noble death. It was the way it would have wanted to go. It was a mercy exploding, really.
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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