whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
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