I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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