he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
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