there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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