have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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