But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
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