sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
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