i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
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