I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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