how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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