When she said "surprise me" I'm positive she didn't mean "bang my roommate"
Prob not but she was surprised
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
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