Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
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