Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
I party with great urgency now.
Randomize
