I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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