I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
So much Jack, so little girl.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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