I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
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