i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
I'm gonna invite every single tinder date I've had to my birthday. Let them fight, battle Royale style. The winner gets to fuck me. \n\nBest. Birthday. Ever
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