what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
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