i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
Randomize
