READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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