Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
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