dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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