Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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