Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Randomize
