Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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