Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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