I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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