Joe is yelling at the trees again.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
Would it be weird if I congratulated the guy who almost broke up my marriage for working on the marriage equality bill? You know, thanks for fighting for the sanctity of marriage. Weird, right?
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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