But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
You can fuck right off with that, "If the earthquake isnt bigger than 5.0, we native Californians dont get out of bed." I am from Chicago. I can handle freak flash floods, polar vortexes and tornados. But my bed violently shaking at 6:30 in the morning is cause for some understandable concern.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
Randomize
