I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
Just re-gained consciousness in the freshman girls dorm. Normally this would be awesome but I'm on the floor surrounded by chicks doing their homework. This makes me uncomfortable but I don't think they know I'm awake yet. If I b-line for the door can you come get me?
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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