i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
There r osticjed everywhere
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
is that a dick in a sweater?
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
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