I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
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