And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
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