i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
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