No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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