This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
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I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
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