Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
my roomates packed me a lunch. it had bread, cheesewiz, a can of refried beans and a condom with a note that said "good luck on your first day". im not even gonna pretend to be mad.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
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