she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
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