I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
woke up naked, gf gone. There is a cup of change in the fridge, a bird in the bathroom, and odie is drawn on my ceiling. I live in a non sequitur
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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