i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
bring money and cleavage
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
We were drunk at 3am with no food. I sent him to the lobby with ninety cents for like a bag of chips and I swear on my life he came back with a meatball sub
...did you ask him where he got a meatball sub at 3:00am?
He just kept mumbling something about being a hunter/gatherer
Oh AND he got us two bags of chips.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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